Cat becomes dog

Back for blog! Finally back on the field, after 2 months of confinement. Oh, my 2nd angel has arrived...lovely and calm lil Hayley.

Life has been always full of excitement to me..for not knowing and care what's next gonna boom, work, family and friends. A lot of ppl saying, i'm living a very optimistic path.

Mommafied at 22 is definitely not easy, but not a total nightmare as we can imagine. Not end of the world.

My schedule always a chaos. 8am-send kids to nanny, 9am- bfast yamcha, 10am- office war, 7pm - pick up kids, 8,9,10 family moment. But i still manage to get out this chaos and chill with my best friends without worrying on 'curfew'.

I think this a healthy way it should be, when you do not have a choice but to live with it.

Couple weeks ago, my best friend S called up and crying over the phone. For all i know, her husband, mother and father boycott her, litterally not talking to her. I knew that's coming someday.

SHe is the totally not ready for all this commitment. Yeah...great to have a kid, but with her attitude, a mess. M is the husband, also a best friend of mine. Not a perfect husband nor a perfect daddy. But he knows the limit and his role. S is couldnt accept the fact tht married life would change overall her. Nothing but complaints on the husbands, not realise that she infact contributor in the mess. Arguments happenned all the time. Partying everyweekend should have been a history (btw she's already 33). Worst , her job get to meet alot of cabin crew.

Over and over the same argument for this two- blaming on each other for not spending enough time at home aka FAMILY...bla bla bla.

When you are MARRIED, you are MARRIED....wake up!! Learn to juggle between the life man. Still am really enjoying my 20-ies. Notleaving the party scene and cherish friendship. Who said got Hubby no Party? Managing family is like managing your office works. SIMPLE right?

Baby boy baby girl... does it matter?

I'm on my 28th weeks....still counting the days. Supposedly to be a joyful, but the annoying part for having second pregnancies can be quite stressful and extremely aggravating. Almost every corner i bump into friends or acquaintances be bombarded with the only question "So? Boy or girl ah??...Aiya another girl...never mind. Can go for another try...." Some even better, "Girl again ar? So how?"...


What so big deal anyway getting a boy in a family? Do we really need a chap in a family just to please the passing you to carry your ashes when u r dead?

Click here- Baby Gender Prediction System.
It works for me!

When money is precious than your daughter - Joke

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother bought a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.He sits in the living room with the father, mother,and the girl and tells them:'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What
do you suggest?'At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a handfirmly on the man's shoulder and tells him

'You can sleep with her again'...

I was pregnant before marriage, but not as lucky as her. I think I wouldn't mind to be a multi million dollar funded single mother.

It's really not cheap to have a baby these days. 30 years ago, having 4 to 5 kids is no big deal for an average family. But, you walked out your house now, to kopitiam or hypermarket, you see a family of 5...You will go like "Wow!!!...the 'lou kong' sure 5 figures salary man..."so many kids...

Abortion!. Image maybe disturbing but good to know before too late.

This is a poem i found online:

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.


Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.



Moral of this story, girls learn to protect yourself and guys learn to control yourself.

Men are like...

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like.... Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like.... Commercials... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like... Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

The 'Banana' Chart

The older they get the less firm the are

Makeup Tips For Expressive ASIAN eyes

Today I want to share some video i found that maybe helpful to us

EVE PEARL's TUTORIAL
To shape Asian eyes


MAKEUP GOURMET.COM
More expressive


WINGED ASIA EYES
Nice music too




Looks simple huh? Try it yourself!

The Real Bitch

I came across the word BITCH as often used in our daily curse. Surprisingly a lot of people out there doesn't know or very much unsure if a female canine is actually called bitch.

In fact, Bitch is a term for the female of a canine species in general. It is also frequently used as an offensive term for a malicious, spiteful, domineering, intrusive, or unpleasant person, especially a woman. This second meaning has been in use since around 1400.When used to describe a male, it may also confer the meaning of "subordinate", especially to another male, as in prison. Generally, this term is used to indicate that the person is acting outside the confines of their gender roles, such as when women are assertive or aggressive, or when men are passive or servile. More recent variants of bitch are bitchy, ill-tempered (1925), and to bitch, to complain (1930).

Oh well, i think it's fair enough now that when someone scream at us Bitch could be a kind of jealous manner. Too bad for the guys.

What do you think ladies?

Ting ting: Do check out this book 'Why Men Love Bitches' by Sherry Argov. No regrets, this book will makes you feels nice to be bitchy too.